How Love-Smart are you? Young Einstein!

When it comes to love you know your stuff. It's obvious that you understand how the opposite sex think, what they like and how you can make them happy. Hey why don't you rewrite the book of love!

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Hey, try this! It is fun...

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Step 1
Your full name:
Step 2
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Crush 1:
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Crush 3:
to step three.

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless."

Mother Theresa

Today is Rachel's birthday! So, we celebrate it at Jusco for her! It indeed a happy day spending with them! Hehez... By the way, just want to wish her a very very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

LoLx... Guess what is this?

It is Rachel's birthday present!!!
Ain't it just cute?!

By the way, Jocelyn's birthday falls on the 22nd of November. We celebrated her birthday in her house for her too! Yappie even make a cake for her! Yeah! It was a nice one too. But, sadly I didn't snap any picture for that! I hope I may steal some later on and get to upload it soon! LoLx... Just wish Jojo a very very HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!

Last thursday, straight away after my Biology paper 2, I quickly dashed home in order to fetch my family and my relatives to the club in Batu Gajah as all the kids wanted so much to go for swimming and have fun there. At there, I've been babysitting another baby again as kids nowadays seems like to stick with me! Haha...

So, this time is my little cousin brother!!!

Another picture of him!!!

One day before my STPM examination started, I've met an unusual insect in my living room in the midnight!!! Here is the picture of it:

Its lower abdomen glows in the dark!!! This is the picture when the lights on! Amazingly, its abdomen is "light off"!!!

According to my mum, she said it is a rare things to see it in the town especially in my house. So, she said it might bring good luck to me in my examination! Hehez... Hope so! But, I think I did badly in my exam! Thus, just hope this little insect will just bring my lucks... ...

This is what a girl can do with make-up!!! OMG!!!

Transformer

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My new girl Friend! pretty? yeah, i know,

let me to 'show off' more of her pics.

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selina look a-like.

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SOOOO Adorable right? i knew it, i m proud of her!

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We fall in love deeply after 1st meet, every time i see her cute face, i just drool all over my tee, and even cum without jerking (haha)…. everything went so smoothly, in love deeper each and everyday.

Just one thing weird about her is that, every time we make-out, she request to turn off the light, she told me; she's shy. alright…i never think much. Every morning, she always wake up 1 or 2 hours earlier than me, makes me wonder…. is she hiding something from me??

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But its ok, she always look fabulous!! i just love her!!!

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One fine day,out of random, i peek into her drawer and i found a picture in her house… which is…

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THIS!!.

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ARGH~!!! WHOSE THIS??? WHO?

i started to make wild guesses… who is she??

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-my gf 's MOTHER?

my gf's JUON SISTER?

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OR my gf's MAID!?

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LATER did i know, its HER (my gf)!!!!
ITS HER!! WITHOUT any MAKE UP!!!!

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Can you believe your eyes?

they are same person!!!

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ARRRRRGGHHHHHHHH~~

My fxxking great granny god. '0′

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& she even show me how she transform!!

#1. ok, let's face it, the clean without touch'up face.

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#2. Add contact lens that enlarge her pupil, and double-eye lids Sticker & Glue.

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#3. Basic moisture cream to keep face healthy.

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#4. Foundation is important! make skin tone more even, IMPORTANT!! apply VERY little amount of Foundation at both side of the cheek, in order to make your face look longer and slimmer!

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#5. Concealer is to cover up all flaws, such as eye bags, pimple and wrinkles.

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#6. Next Add natural Fake eye Lashes & draw a nice brow!

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#7. Added mascara at the bottom eye-lash, in order to make both upper and lower eye lash even.

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#8. Add eye liner.

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Longer eye-liners! longer the better, make small eyes look not only bigger, also longer as well.

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#9. Add eye shadow. use one dark and one lighter colors to blend.

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#10. Add lip gloss and blusher! & Lastly Style your dolly hair!

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& this are the 10 steps how my pretty ugly girlfriend transform.

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should i break up??

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i dun think so, at least she never go for Plastic Surgeory… but why do every time i kiss her now, her face with out make-up…

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Kept Running through my head, running through my head, all her face with out make-up, running through my head, running through my head…. (inspired by TaTu's 'all the things she said' lyrics)~~

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**Scenario Above Is Completely Fiction**

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what do this post prove? ALL girls can be pretty if you make effort to be one!

I was tagged again!!!

[01] Name: Kayne
[02] Nickname: Nyan nyan, "lei kan yan", kaya, kaya pau, kaya "kok" and etc...
[03] Married: NO
[04] Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
[05] Gender: Female
[06] Age: 18
[07] High School: SMC, SMI.
[08] College: -
[09] Height: I don't know
[10] Weight: I don't know
[11] Do you like yourself: I'm not sure. Maybe or maybe not.
[12] Piercings: 4
[13] Right or left: Right and left
[14] Are you a freak : woohoo... Yes
[15] Hair: Medium
[16] Skin: Consider fair?!
[17] Allergic: 1 kind of vege which people usually eat with chicken hor fun
[18] What are you doing now: Completing this
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Study
[20] What will you do 10 years later: Depends on faith...
FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Yes
[22] Siblings (included you): 4
[23] Eldest: Me
[24] Youngest: Brother
[25] Love/hate your family: ♥
MY ONE AND ONLY
[26] You found your another half: Not yet
[27] If yes, who is he/she: --
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: He himself.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: Erm... 3.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): What is woo?
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): ???
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Yes
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: I choose not to say!!!
[34] Ever argue with your other half: Haha... I always does.
[35] You with your other half since: Now don't have any.
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: Maybe both... LoLx...
[37] Reasons you love your other half: I don't have 1 now.
[38] You and your other half in which stage: ???
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: ???
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: What question is this?
FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: I can't recall. Hehez. Too many best friends in my life.
[42] Your first enemy: Don't have.
[43] The friend you love the most: I love all of them.
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: All the girls...
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: All the guys...
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Those I don't like and hate
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Those I don't like and hate
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: Yes
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: No, I won't befriend my ex.
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: Frustrated and sad.
[52] If your friend betray you: Just let it be.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: I really don't know what is woo...
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: I don't know and don't want to think of it.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Wait till that time only I'll think.
STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: Erm, I think NO.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Sometimes
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Every of them
[59] Always late to school/college: No. I'm a punctual student.
[60] Your class: Depends. It changes every year.
[61] You love your seniors: Yes
[62] Senior who you love the most: All
[63] Your classmates good/bad: Both
[64] Excellent result classmate: Now is Ah Luan.
65] Laziest classmate: Me
PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Thinks
[67] Stupid people: Do not think
[68] Good looking people: Is handsome or pretty
[69] Ugly people: is trying their best to make themselves good-looking *I think!*
[70] Funny people: Bring happiness to others
[71] Cute people: is "kawaii"...
[72] Bad people: is bad
[73] Honest people: is honest
[74] Acting people: is fake
[75] You are what kind of people: Leave for YOU to fill in...
PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Both
[77] Hugs or kisses: Both
[78] Shorter or taller: Taller
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Both
[81] Listener or talker: Depends...
[82] Romantic or rich: How can you be romantic if you are not rich?
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Both
FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: I don't know
[85] Numbers of kid(s): I don't know
[86] Career: As well as I'm happy
[87] Salary: Billions, Millions and Zillions!
[88] Retirement age: Whenever I feel like...
[89] Properties value: Undefined...
[90] Wishes: I wish all my wishes will comes true
TAGGED
[91] ...
[92] ...
[93] Y
[94] O
[95] U
[96] YOU
[97] All
[98] Who
[99] Read
[100] This!!!

A brilliant conversastion

A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe

the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega

Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go

any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called

Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD

and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something

we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully

understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved

from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of

course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain,

Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable,

Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.


NB:
I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so .. .
You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you?
Share them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.
That student was Albert Einstein.

CARS...
Today, many problems that related to cars occured!!!
First of all is Jocelyn's car. The metal near her tyre got some problem and her tyre too has some kinds of problem.
Then, it was Tammy's. However, it was nothing after all!
The most serious one is my mother's car! Her car got smashed by the car of a neighbour just at the T-junction of my house. The fella just reversed his car without seeing the condition of the road. Sigh. I wonder how he got his licence?! Somemore, he drives a Mercedes-Benz. What la? Haiz...
Then, tomorrow have to repair my car and my mother's car because my car's got some minor problems too. So near exam and yet so many things happened.
Hope so after this everything will goes well...

Yummy!

I've just take the yummy, delicious, tasty, famous DUCK soup packing all the way back from Bidor by my dearest dad as dinner with white rice!
Oooo... It is so delicious! I always love it so much!
Thanks to my dad!!!